skip the hallmark, but don't skip the chocolate.

i'm not one for hallmark holidays, but since i'm such a choco-holic, i can't not celebrate this one. so here's a recipe for the best ever chocolate cake - super moist with a very unique frosting. sorry if the recipe is confusing, but really that's half the fun of it. i originally got this recipe on a post-it note from my grad school cubicle mate Trish, and it's always a bit of an experiment...
and sending out this photo for a good laugh from love-sick Martin in Nome...
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